aldcperfection:

When 6th graders complain about how hard school is

jesuschristvevo:

hero—ofheart:

jesuschristvevo:

the haters cant reach me up here

neither can your editing skills.

haha what i cant hear you over all these clouds

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

fishingboatproceeds:

Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.

(Source: stupiddmol)

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jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:

pjcalamity:

neekcreep:

hogwarts-express:

fuckin lilo

I’m fucking dying

LILO NO

Lilo is all of us

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

(Source: teletubbiesmpreg)

desmond-the-moon-bear:

allkillernofiller:

HWAHT THE FUCK I STHIS OH MY FUCKING GOD IMC RYIHNG

This is terrifying

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